Hey Jerry!

You probably don't remember me, but I spent some time talking to you on your tour bus in 1993 backstage at Lollapalooza. It's been a long time, and I understand if we all look alike after awhile. I'm not sure if it was a memorable experience for you, but it could have been...

I'm hoping this post intrigues you enough to send me backstage passes for the upcoming Phoenix show with Velvet Revolver. Please don't make me beg, Jerry...

Love, Senta

P.S. I can send pictures if that helps!

lol

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"Turn off your television. Go do something."

 

Yes, but seriously...just allow me to humiliate myself.

If I could turn back time, our time spent together would be rated XXX... If only I had been aware of how I would live to regret my decision! If it matters, and if you read this, I hope to see you again sometime. If I do - there will be NO QUESTIONS- (I mean 'no interrogations') ...unless you feel inquisitive. If you want to reply please reply to my email address on file on this site. Thanks!

If anyone must lol. Go ahead, I understand. 

 

I'm sure he remembers you sweetie. He'll be in touch. No worries. He's probably thought of nothing else since Lollapalooza '93.

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Amy

Response to lolla93's response........Fantasy is good. It's healthy even. Delusion ...well.....not so much. I'm all about fantasy. Truth be told I've had mind numbing sex with Jerry Cantrell on more than one occasion. He wasn't there and the guys looked nothing like him of course. That's where the whole fantasy thing comes into play. Do I think I'll ever know him? Have real sex with him? Marry him and have 10 kids with him? Fuck no. Anyone who thinks like that is a total whack job in my opinion. Except for the sex part. I can see him enjoying the spoils of his status by banging a few groupies here and there. He is a man afterall. Fantasy is good. Don't limit yourself to one guy though. Mix it up a bit. My comments to your heartfelt plea to Jerry Cantrell were harsh and sarcastic. I won't apologize for it cause that's basically my whole personality summed up in two words. If it made you realize you were setting yourself up for a huge disappointment..........all is right with the world again.

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Amy

I like you

I can't imagine why.....but I'm glad to hear it.

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Amy

i like you too!!!!

We all love the man thats why we are here but i left my unrealistic thoughts of yummy men when i was like 10 and sorry news split up  ( can i remind you i was ten!!!!)

LMAO @ boowild!! Ya know the worst part? If these women actually slept with Jerry Cantrell I'm sure they'd be sorely disappointed. As much time as he devotes to music there can't be much left for learning about the female anatomy. No thanks.

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Amy

hee!!!!!!!!!!!!! i could actually go on about this subject for ages and ages and ages. I just do not get it cos she sounds like she is older and no disrespect actually i will disrespect,  its something you grow out of. People never turn out to be how you think and you are setting your self up for pain why bother!!!!  I do not care if he takes advantage of those girls god i wish people would see it for what it is

duh.like,if i were totally hot male rockstar,i woud be fucking gropies too.it's not like he had to force them to it,they are groopies.and he is hot.i don't see the problem...and what's the deal with the ultra-sized "those"?????OMFG.they just wannna have sex with a rockstar.who doesn't??some pepole r jelause because they don't have the chance to really do it.leave the man alone.

notfromseattle:

Response to lolla93's response........Fantasy is good. It's healthy even. Delusion ...well.....not so much. I'm all about fantasy. Truth be told I've had mind numbing sex with Jerry Cantrell on more than one occasion. He wasn't there and the guys looked nothing like him of course. That's where the whole fantasy thing comes into play. Do I think I'll ever know him? Have real sex with him? Marry him and have 10 kids with him? Fuck no. Anyone who thinks like that is a total whack job in my opinion. Except for the sex part. I can see him enjoying the spoils of his status by banging a few groupies here and there. He is a man afterall. Fantasy is good. Don't limit yourself to one guy though. Mix it up a bit. My comments to your heartfelt plea to Jerry Cantrell were harsh and sarcastic. I won't apologize for it cause that's basically my whole personality summed up in two words. If it made you realize you were setting yourself up for a huge disappointment..........all is right with the world again.

+1

 

Enjoy the music. 

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"Turn off your television. Go do something."