LOL, Pisces and Ozy! I don't know if either would get me very far. It would take a pretty amazing Wonderbra to give me any cleavage worth looking at, and I'm too shy to pull off the flirting very gracefully.
On the bright side for me, though; my new job description has started. The new people are through their orientation, and I'm now officially the 'procedure girl'. At least I think this will be a bright side. It seems like they're under the impression that I will put the rest of my life on hold to come in and help out (even on my scheduled days off). I just about lost it yesterday. When my boss comes back from vacation, there will be some new boundary lines drawn. They can schedule the tests on the days that I'm already working, or my boss can figure out some other way of covering them!
It's all very transitional right now, though. I'm sure it'll be much less stress in a few weeks. Diagnostic testing is my favorite part of the job. Sounds like you might have something better in the works too, Ozy. Hope it turns out well for you. (and congrats on the raise, Pisces -- I'm still laughing!)
"...on a placid island...in the midst of black seas of infinity..." H.P. Lovecraft